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2015“双11”经典幽默祝福语

□ 标签->“双11”经典幽默祝福语            花礼网 / 2015/10/9 14:41:59            

shuang11guanggunjiekuaidaole,haizaiweizhufuyufachouma,kanxiaobianweinizhenglide2015“shuang11”jingdianyoumozhufuyu。

1.阳光,月光,星光,愿每一缕光都带给你健康与快乐;神棍,仙棍,人棍,愿每根棍都带给你好运与幸福;节前,节时,节后,愿每个节都带给你轻松与愉快。光棍节,愿财神天天光顾你,生活甜蜜美满!

2.给“逞强”叫停,让“孤单”退役,喊“陪伴”上场,给“分享”加油,看“幸福”得分。穿越光棍的时空,握手伴侣的美妙。光棍节,愿光棍成双,龙凤呈祥。

3.zuiyuandejulijiaoguangnian,zuixidedianlanjiaoguangxian,zuikuaidesudujiaoguangsu,zuijindelaifangjiaoguanggu,zuikudefeixingjiaoguangdun,zuishuaidedanshenjiaoguanggun。guanggunjiekuaidaole,zhunishuaishangjiashuai!

4.单身其实不赖,不用烧饭买菜,饿了叫份外卖,啥事都没阻碍,只是父母责怪,心情实在无奈,只有苦苦等待,等待出现真爱,希望我这棵菜,能有爱的灌溉,早日抬脚前迈,跨出单身之外,你我光棍一代,“脱光”不再“剩菜”!光棍节快乐!

5.guanggunbushizui,wurenshenbianpei。hejiuduzizui,xingfunanhuiwei。chengshuangyoujiedui,aiqingduozhengui。midezhiyinren,kuailepaichengdui。guanggunjiedaole,yuannizaorichengshuangchengdui!

6.guanggunjiejihui“yi”,shuohuabanshidouyaoshuang。duanxinxuliangtiao,fayitiao,zangyitiao;chifandeliangwan,chiyiwan,kanyiwan;hechayaoliangbei,niyibei,woyibei。shuangshuangjixiang,guanggunkuaile。

7.zhongguanggunjiedao,duanxintixingni:haiyoushitianguanggunjie,danshenpengyoukuaizhaoban,nandezhengquyao“tuoguang”,nvdezhengquyao“shiming”,“guangfu”rizibuzailai,guanggunjielaiyourenzuoban!

8.woshiguanggunwojiaoao,bierenyuehuiwoshuijue。qigubayibaxinnao,xinruzhishuifannaopao,chengshuangchengduiguranhao,jianghupiaolingyixiaoyao。jinchaobajiumouyizui,suixinerdongshizhengdao。zhujierikuaile!

9.yidaoguanggunjie,ermuwushenguang,sancanwurenwen,sijiguyingban,wudongliuxiaku,qishangbaxianan,jiujiuguanggunhan,shifenkeailian;11.11guanggunjie,bainiannanjianri,zhunishentian,zaodeairenban,jieshudanshenyuan!

10.youyizhonggudujiaozuo“dierbeibanjia”,youyizhongjimojiaozuoxingdanyingzhi,youyizhongwunaijiaozuoqinglvzhuanzuo,youyizhongbeishangjiaozuoguanggunjieyoudaole。11.11guanggunjie,yuannizaorituo“guang”,limachengshuang!

11.lianrenjishiyou,duanxinlaiwenhou,buzhijinnianguojie,kehaigushenzou,woyurexinjieshao,youkongniyoumendao,cuoweigengbuhao,buyingchiyi,ganjinkuaibaailaizhao,danyuanrenzhangjiu,guanggunbuzaiyou。

12.buguannishidaguangxiaoguang,haishilaoguangqingguang,fanzhengnichizaotuo“guang”;buguannishiyihunweihun,haishiluohunhuihun,fanzhengnikendingle“hun”。guanggunjie,danshendechengshuangdedouyaokuaileguo!

13.guanggunhao,yirenchibao,quanjiabue;guanggunmei,yirenxiaosa,quanjiaxiaoyao;guanggunjixiang,yirenfacai,quanjiarongguang;guanggunxingfu,yirenhejiu,quanjiataozui。guanggunjie,zhufuputianxiadeguanggunmenkaikaixinxinwuyouwulv!

14.nvshenruciduojiao,yinwushuguanggunjingzheyao。xiluolitaimeng,lveshiwencai,shunvrenqi,shaoxunfengsao。haojieguanggunbugouxili,zhikanfeichengwuraoxiamanghuo。juwangyi,biedanshensuiyue,haikanjinchao。zhuguanggunjiekuaile。

15.youshi11yue11hao,jimorengranzairanshao,tankaizijidehuaibao,xiwangyourenlaiyikao,keximeirenzhongquantao,buzhiheshinengzhixiao,tianeroudaodishaweidao?guanggunjiekuaile!

16.nidexinggeyangguang,xiangdianzinaozilingguang,kanshihenyouyanguang,fannaoquandoupaoguang,meiyunquanchuguang,pibeiquanzouguang,jintianshiguanggunjie,yuannizaitianyiguang,neijiushi:zaorituoguang!guanggunjiekuaile!

17.daolenidejierile!songniyigenganmianzhang。yigenganmianzhang。yigenganmianzhang。yigenganmianzhang。zhunizaixindeyinianxuehaoganmian,zheiyangmingnianjiubuyongzaiguozheigejiela,guanggunjiekuaile!

18.guanggunjiedaozhufuchuansong:yuannishiyezhimakaihuayongpangao,shenghuoshiliukaihuahongyanyan,aiqinghuaqianyuexiayourenpei,hunyinzaorituoguangjieliangyuan,zhengqudongfanghuazhuxingfuyan,zisundaidaixiangchuansudukuai。zhuniguanggunjiekuaile!

19.yinianyiduguanggunjie,yichaoyixiyugudu;yirenjubeiyaomingyue,yiyanwangquyiduidui;yishanyixianyongsinian,yiyaoyihuangdaoxinyuan;yijieyijiyongxiangban,yifenyimiaozongyiwei。

20.guanggunjinhualun~~~guanggunzhiqian:fanbingbingqishizhangdeyeyiban;guanggunyinian:zheiyuanlichuantoushizhuanghaitingxinggande;guanggunsannian:faxianrongmamacemiantingpiaoliangde;guanggunwunian:chungehaishitingyounvrenweide;guanggunshinian:fengjie,nijiarenlema;guanggunershinian:zheitoumuzhukanshangquhaitingmeiqingmuxiu……shena,jiujiuguanggunba……

21.shanglian:qunianguanggun,jinnianguanggun,mingnianhaoxianghaishiguanggun

     xialian:tongzhuoyouzhu,tongxueyouzhu,tonglingsihuquandouyouzhu

     hengpi:youxianzide



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