情人节

如果你遇到了喜欢的人，就赶紧的出手吧，情人节都不表白，就只能独自一人默默吞食狗粮咯，但是表白是一件极其需要仪式感的一件事儿，必备的情话少不了！赶紧来学学吧！

1.yuandeyirenxin，baishoubufenli，shuobuchulaiweishenmeaini，nijiushiwobuaibierendeliyou，jiusuanwomenzhijianmeiyoumingtian，wodoubuhuihouhuiyunixiangyu。danshihaishixiangwenyiju，niyuanyi，zuowodetebiederenma？

2.qinaide，bangbangwo，wodedanaozhongduanzaoyuxiangsibingduganran，ganqingshanqubeigeshihua，suoyouwenjiandoubeigengmingwei“woaini.exe”，qingyu2yue14ri，daishangnideaibangwojiedu！

3.nuannuandeyangguangzhaoyaoni，rouroudeqingfengfumoni，zhenzhendexiyuhuhuanni，jingjingdeyelisinianni。qingrenjiesongnitianyanqianzi，miyuwanju，haiyoulangmanniyishengdemeigui。qingrenjiekuaile!

4.qinaide，qianjini，renyejini，quandoujini，jiajiwoba，haoma？

5.wojuedezuihaowendeweidao，jiushinishenshangdeweidao，wojuedezuimeilidexiaorong，jiushinikaixinshidexiaorong，wojuedezuitianmidehuayu，jiushiniduiwoshuodemeiyijuhuahua。

6.你就当我是霸道好了！反正今年的2月14号你得陪我一整天，把平常欠我的时间都还给我，然后好好的对我说，情人节快乐！
7.yexuwodexiaorongbugoucanlan，danzugouweinisaoqingdongrilideyinmai；yexuwodeshuangshoubugouwenrou，danhainengweinifuqusushichenai!  ruguomingyunanpaiwomenzaiyiqi，wohuihaohaozhenxini!  qingrenjiekuaile! 

7.buguanweilaiderizili，youduoshaofengyuwodouhuipeizheni，weinichengsan，weinidangfeng，weinitianyi，yongyuanbulibuqi。

8.qingrenjietixing：kekaoxiaoxi，ruguoqingrenjiezheitiannimeijinilaopomaihua，tahuijiangnijiadehuapingchashangyibaqingcai，bingnazhejimaodanzidengnihuijiaguijianpan！suoyiyidingjidemaihuahuijiayo！

9.renshengzaishishiduanzan，xiangyuxiangzhijieshiyuan。qingrenjiedaoxiecangtian，banisongdaowoshenbian。jinshengjinshiyiwuyuan，younipeibanjinkaiyan。songnimeiguibiaoxinyuan，ainibubiandaoyongyuan。qingrenjiekuaile！

10.ganggangjiaonibangwodiandedongxizenmehaimeisongguolai？shenmedongxi？“womendeweilai！”